Labour Performance In Donegal South West Byelection “Solid” Says Gilmore
Labour Leader Eamon Gilmore, a staunch opponent of That Sort Of Thing, has commended the Labour candidate in the Donegal South West for “a fantastic performance which is much better than coming fifth”....
View ArticleGilmore Warns Of Dangers of “Stealthy Gaelsreich”
Labour leader Eamon Gilmore warned voters of the dangers of handing an overall majority in the next Dáil to Fine Gael, claiming that his FG opponents were planning “A thousand year Gaelsreich of...
View ArticleEnda & Eamon Do A Deal (Broadcast on 4fm 22.02.2011)
In which Eamon Gilmore calls to Enda’s house for tea and negotiation. This sketch was written and performed by The Emergency and first broadcast on Timeless Hits 4fm on Feb 22nd 2011. It was recorded...
View ArticleEnda, E-N-D-A Enda (Broadcast 4fm 04.03.11)
Enda, E-N-D-A, Enda, E-N-D-A, Enda….. Lyrics written and performed by The Emergency and first broadcast on Timeless Hits 4fm on March 4th 2011. It was recorded at Waveform Studios. The Emergency is...
View ArticleEnda & Eamon’s Honeymoon (Broadcast on 4fm 08.03.11)
In which the entire duration of Enda Kenny and Eamon Gilmore’s honeymoon is covered in real time. This sketch was written and performed by The Emergency and first broadcast on Timeless Hits 4fm on...
View ArticleEnda Kenny And The Dáil Sing “What I Want” (Broadcast on 4fm 28.03.11)
Prompted by a question to the Taoiseach from Sinn Féin Leader, Gerry Adams, Enda Kenny is joined by Michael, Noonan, Micheál Martin, Eamon Gilmore, Joe Higgins, Luke Ming Flanagan and eventually by...
View ArticlePerfect Day (Broadcast on 4fm 05.04.11)
This eight week run of The Emergency on 4fm concludes with Enda Kenny, Michael Noonan, Joan Burton & Eamon Gilmore suffering another dreadful day in the office and reminiscing about that lovely day...
View ArticleHey There Handsome! Ireland Is Open For Business
Yanks send your bombers; Brits send your hens. Big corporation? Cruising for a bit of “double Irish”? European? Into treaty-play? We mean no until you make us mean yes. Bankers? Bailouts? We’re in!...
View ArticleBurton Denies Shambles Is A Shambles
The Minister For Total Deflection, Joan Burton, has hit out at opposition claims that the forthcoming simultaneous retirement of a trillion public servants represents a “shambles”. Answering questions...
View ArticleScandal As Socialist DNA Uncovered In Labour TDs
Minister For Maintaining The Levels of Damage To The Underclass Joan Burton has angrily denied reports that minute traces of Socialist DNA were identified in routine testing of swabs taken from the...
View ArticleGilmore truth serum experiment works!
Tánaiste, Minister for Foreign Affairs and sexual firebrand Eamon Gilmore inadvertently sipped a pint of truth serum in the Dáil bar yesterday with hilarious consequences. [vine...
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